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Blatantly stolen from Minneapolis H3, who stole it from Half Mind, edited by MNY

  • Alcohol Abuse: spilling or otherwise wasting beer at any time during a hash, especially during down-downs
  • "Are You?" (R U?): question shouted by the pack to FRBs, meaning "Are you on trail?"
  • Arrow: directional trail mark; also see True Trail Arrow, Pack Arrow
  • A-to-A: trail that ends where it starts
  • A-to-B: trail that ends somewhere other than where it starts
  • Auto-Hashing: driving or hitching a ride to the end, or pre-laying trail in your car
  • Back Check (BC): trail mark* indicating that runners should turn around and retrace their path while looking for true trail, which branched off somewhere before the BC; sometimes accompanied by a number indicating the number of marks the pack should go back before looking for true trail
  • Bad Trail (BT): 1) a section of trail which goes nowhere; 2) trail mark* indicating the end of a BT; see also False Trail, YBF
  • Bash: bicycle hash
  • Bashing: hashing by bicycle
  • Beer: see Piss
  • Beer Check: 1) beverage stop; 2) trail mark* indicating a beverage stop
  • Beer Master: mismanagement member in charge of ensuring an adequate beverage supply for hash events; also "biermeister"
  • Beer Near: trail mark* indicating proximity of beverages; can be associated with a beer check, on-in, or on-home
  • Boob Check: trail mark* indicating a check or intersection where the first hasher to cum upon it must wait for the next hasher before proceeding.  Showing of boobs and one-eyed monsters is optional in the OBX Hash, it just keeps the pack together.
  • Chalk: basic substance used for marking trail; see also Flour, Paper
  • Chalk Talk: trail instructions for virgins or visiting hashers
  • Check: trail mark* indicating an intersection where true trail may take another direction
  • Circle: assembly of hashers at trail's end, normally for the purpose of conducting down-downs
  • Co-hare: hare's assistant . . . in many hashes it is normal to have two or more hares laying trail together; in others it is a rare event
  • C-word: euphemism for "competition" or "competitive"
  • Dead Fucking Last (DFL): last member of pack to finish trail, often honored during down-downs
  • Dead on Trail (DOT): hopelessly lost
  • Debauchery: Any of several morale-building mixed-sex activities indulged in by hashers, usually during the On-after, often confined to American hashing circles
  • Down-Down: the ceremony of quaffing a beverage (an honor)
  • Down-Downs: the ceremony of honoring deserving hashers after the trail
  • Eagle Trail: an optional section of trail, longer or more difficult than the standard trail
  • False Trail: see Bad Trail; a section of trail going nowhere, designed to slow down the pack and give the hare more lead
  • Fashion Statement: Wearing matching or otherwise stylish clothing to the Hash, a down-down-worthy offense.
  • First Bitch In (FBI): The first female hasher to finish trail
  • Flour: a basic substance used to mark trail; see also Chalk, Paper
  • Front Running Bastard (FRB): faster member of the pack, also the one member of the pack who often finishes trail first
  • Full Moon: frequently an occasion for an evening hash; many kennels hash every full moon throughout the year
  • "G" Day: February 11th. A.S. Gispert ("G"), the father of hashing, was killed in action defending Singapore from invading Japanese forces on this date in 1942
  • Grand Master: mismanagement member, ceremonial leader of the kennel; also Hash Master
  • Grand Mattress: mismanagement member; sometimes used as the title for a female grand master
  • Grand Mistress: mismanagement member; sometimes used as the title for a female grand master, but often used as the title for someone who organizes hash parties and dinners
  • Hare: hasher who lays the trail
  • Hare Arrow: trail mark*
  • Hare Raiser: mismanagement member in charge of lining up hares for future trails
  • Harrier: any hasher, male or female; in some hashes, a male hasher
  • Harriette: female hasher
  • Hash: 1) the Hash House Harriers, as in "I run with the hash"; 2) an individual kennel, as in "I run with the New York Hash"; 3) the actual event, as in "I'm hashing tonight"; 4) trail marks*, as in chalk, flour, or paper
  • Hash Bag: bag of dry clothes and other post-trail necessities
  • Hash Cash: 1) mismanagement member; the treasurer; 2) financial resources of the hash
  • Hash Crier: mismanagement member; calls other members to let them know when and where runs will start
  • Hasher: any Hash House Harrier
  • Hash Etiquette: euphemism for "rule"; also see Rule # 1
  • Hash Flash: hash photographer
  • Hash God: see Self-Appointed Officious Assholes
  • Hash Haberdasher: mismanagement member in charge of T-shirts, hats, mementos, etc
  • Hash Horn: mismanagement member; carries a horn or bugle on trail, blows it to encourage and guide the pack
  • Hash House: 1) the Selangor Club in Kuala Lumpur , meeting place of the Mother Hash; 2) any hash hangout, usually a bar
  • Hash House Harriers (HHH or H3): 1) hashers; 2) the hash
  • Hash House Horrors: hashers' children
  • Hash Hymn: song sung by the pack during down-downs; see also International Hash Hymn
  • Hashing: the act of running a hash trail
  • Hash Name: nickname, usually bestowed after a set number of runs or in honor of a notable incident
  • Hash Olymp-dics: games played during interhashes, usually involving drinking; can involve debauchery
  • Hash Scribe: mismanagement member normally in charge of writing the hash trash
  • Hash Shit (Hash-It, Hashit): offensive or embarrassing object given to a hasher for notable on-trail accomplishments, normally carried by the awardee on subsequent trails until it is awarded to someone else; sometimes also used as a nickname for the awardee
  • Hash Trash: newsletter containing writeups of past runs and announcements of upcoming events
  • Hash Time: an erratic measure of a precise phenomena. If the hash is scheduled to start at 2:00 pm, the actual start may be 2:17 or 2:29, or ???
  • Headgear: A hat, bandana, wig or other object worn on your head.  In most hashes, not to be worn while doing down-downs
  • Hounds: the body of hashers in pursuit of the hare, see also Pack
  • Interhash: regional, national, or world hash gathering
  • Intersection: see Check
  • International Hash Hymn: "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"; see Hash Hymn
  • Kennel: Hash House Harrier chapter or club
  • Long-Cutting Bastard (LCB): 1) slower member of the pack; 2) someone who gets horribly lost and comes in late
  • Mismanagement: hash officials; sometimes elected, sometimes appointed
  • Mother Hash: Kuala Lumpur Hash House Harriers, first organized in 1938, still going strong and an inspiration to us all (except for the bit about "no women")
  • M-word: euphemism for "marathon"
  • On-After: a lively gathering held after Circle
  • "On-Back": shouted by FRBs to the pack when FRBs encounter a back check
  • On-Before: where hashers gather before the start of the hash, usually a public establishment
  • On-In: 1) trail's end, also On-In; 2) trail mark* indicating proximity to end
  • "On-On": 1) shouted by hounds to indicate they're on trail, sometimes used only to indicate true trail. 2) proper way to end all Hash correspondence.
  • On-On-Ons: see On-After, On-On-On-On
  • On-On-On-Ons: see On-After, On-On-On
  • "On-One" ("On-Two," etc): shouted by FRBs or hounds to indicate the number of flour marks they've seen on an unexplored trail, usually after a check
  • On-Up! (or down, under, over, through, etc): what hounds sound to let those following know that the trail has become a challenge and the type of challenge being encountered
  • On-X: trail mark* meaning "on across," usually found near freeways, airport runways, rivers, etc
  • Oz: Australia
  • Pack: hashers in pursuit of the hare, also Hounds
  • Pack Arrow: mark left by a member of the pack indicating direction taken; follow at your own peril
  • Paper: basic substance used to mark trail; see also Chalk, Flour
  • Photo Hash: theme hash where a photograph shows the pack where to run to; another photograph will be hidden at that location, and so on . . . a variation is the "Clue Hash," where hashers find their way by written clues
  • Pick-Up Hash: hash where the hare is chosen at the last minute, usually through a drawing or game of chance; head starts are shorter and the hare is expected to be caught often
  • Pre-Lay: act of laying the trail or sections thereof before the hash; sometimes a violation, sometimes not, depending on kennel traditions; like masturbation, widely practiced but seldom admitted
  • Private Party: act of participating in a non-circle conversation, thereby showing disrespect during down-downs
  • Queef: say what?
  • Ranging: the process whereby certain hounds run with total disregard for the trail
  • Red Dress Run: theme hash where hares and pack wear red dresses; variations include lingerie runs, mini-skirt runs, muumuu runs, nude runs, etc
  • Religious Adviser/Advisor (RA): mismanagement member in charge of down-down ceremonies
  • Respect: reverential attitude of right-thinking pack members toward the RA during the circle and down-downs
  • Rule: universally-understood tenet of acceptable hash behavior; never called a "rule" but often euphemized as "tradition" or "hash etiquette"
    • Rule # 1: There are no rules
    • Rule # 2: See Rule # 1
  • R-word: euphemism for "race" or "run"
  • Shandy: "lady's" down-down drink made of beer and ginger ale; most often seen in the UK or Down Under
  • Shiggy: jungle, thick vegetation, rocks, cliffs, streams, etc; especially mud
  • Shitty: adjective used to describe a really good trail
  • Short-Cutting: the act of attempting to short-cut the trail
  • Short-Cutting Bastard (SCB): habitual short-cutter, a title of esteem in most hashes
  • Sixty-Nine: a number fraught with significance
  • Tradition: euphemism for "rule"; also see Rule # 1
  • True Trail: the correct trail that leads to the on-in
  • True Trail Arrow: trail mark* indicating true trail
  • Turkey Trail: optional section of trail, normally shorter and easier than the main trail
  • Violation: any infraction of hash etiquette or tradition, on- or off-trail
  • Violator: he or she who must be punished, normally by down-down
  • Virgin: first-time hasher; also applied to first-time hare
  • Virgin Lay: 1) a virgin hare's first trail; 2) a new kennel's first hash
  • Wanker: literally, a masturbator; in English/Australian use, a sort of "Sad Sack" character; in hash use, an everyday hasher
  • Wherdafugarwee?: from a hash song, what a hound might say when lost
  • X: trail mark* used to indicate a check or intersection
  • YBF: bad trail mark*; stands for "You've Been Fucked"
  • Zenning: striking out cross-country in anticipation of finding the on-in; see also Short-Cutting

* asterisked trail marks are normally made only by the hares; non-asterisked trail marks may be made by either the hares or members of the pack

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